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Somehow you have managed to find your way to Bonehand.com. Congratulations on your exceptional
mouse skills & exquisite taste. My intention here is to present something new, every Sunday. Be it fiction,
an essay, work of art, piece of music or even a review, the idea is to bring something to the table that will
interest, entertain or inspire. Perhaps even two of the three.
Any more than that is probably pushing it.

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The BoneBat Comedy of Horrors Film Fest!

A Comedy and Horror Extravaganza! Two Features! Shorts handpicked by
Gord! Beer! Prizes Galore! And LIVE MUSIC from BAREFOOT BARNACLE!

    BoneBat Film Fest! Tickets ON SALE NOW!

Thursday September 2nd 2010, 6:00 pm    The Big Picture Theater, Redmond WA

                         CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE TICKETS!

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08/29/10  Presenting Episode 007 of the Bonehand Heavy Half Hour, with special
guest Sean "The Butcher" Smithson! 

The Heavy Half Hour!

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08/28/10  BoneBat Film Fest News!

This week, Steve and Gord joined a couple of excellent podcasts to briefly discuss the
forthcoming festivities at next Thursday's
BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest.

Check out episode 135 of Mail Order Zombie, and Episode 74 of Seattle Geekly to
hear more on the subject! Incidently, 74 was my number in Pop Warner Football.
Coincidence?!?!? Yeah, probably.

 Mail Order Zombie     Seattle Geekly

Other recent media:
Redmond Reporter from 8/27/10 LINK
Seattle Times from 8/27/10
LINK
Dread Central
from 8/26/10 LINK
Fangoria Magazine from 8/03/10 LINK

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08/22/10  Episode 52 of The BoneBat Show!

"Enormous Festicles!"

This Episode: Steve and Gord enthusiastically present what YOU can expect at the first ever
BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest, including a complete look at the evening's
festivities, interviews with director Henry Saine and writer/actor Devin McGinn from The
Last LoveCraft: Relic of Cthulhu
, and
director Jake West of Doghouse, and an in-studio visit
with fest musical guests Barefoot Barnacle as they exclusively preview their debut CD!
Plus, w
e've got a mupple of muppets in listener feedback, more What Pisses Us Off,  more
Filthy Jokes, and even more political rants; and reviews of the films Dinner For Schmucks
and Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, the Xbox Game Alan Wake, the books Ex Machina 1-3
by Brian K. Vaughn and James Swallow's Horus Heresy: Nemesis, and Iron Maiden's
Final Frontier
to round out MultiMedia Triage in this enormous episode 52 of The
BoneBat Show
!
Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!


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band on BoneBat? Then why not share it with The
BoneBat Crew! Leave us a voicemail at
425-296-6557 or email the us at steve@bonehand.com and we will address it on our very next
episode! Don't miss your opportunity to vent, BoneBat style!

NEW VOICEMAIL LINE! 425-296-6557

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08/08/10  Episode 51 of The BoneBat Show!

"200 Miles of Bad Audio"

This Episode: Steve and Gord ramp things up, as they roll out killer interviews with director
Stuart Gordon
of Re-Animator/From Beyond/Stuck fame, and guitarist Patrik Jensen of
death metal kings Witchery,
along with a cold slab of crushing Swedish SkeleMetal! Plus,
we've got the Official Selections of the BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest to announce;
road reports from Steve and Andy C. as they take on the 2010 Seattle to Portland Bicycle
Classic
;
brand new Filthy Jokes, political rants and What Pisses Us Off galore; and
MultiMedia Triage reviews of the graphic novels BB Wolf and the 3 LP's by JD Arnold
and Rich Koslowski and Doug TenNapel's Ghostopolis, the film Dispicible Me, the video
games Space InvadeR and DeathSpank, and the novel
The Rookie by Scott Sigler in this
exhaustive
episode 51 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!


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08/01/10  Presenting Episode 006 of the Bonehand Heavy Half Hour! Shark Week!

The Heavy Half Hour!

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07/25/10  Episode 50 of The BoneBat Show!

"El Daño del Habañero!" 07/25/10

This Episode: Louis Fowler, the scourge of Fort Collins radio, rides shotgun as Gord and
Steve
deliver a big ol' casket of auditory goodness, featuring the premiere of two brand new
cuts from San Francisco blackgrass collective The Pine Box Boys off their forthcomng CD
Tales from
the Emancipated Head, and highlighted by an interview
with PBB mastermind,
Lester T. Raww!
Speaking of the grass in California, we've also got
a brand new political
rant
,
Filthy Jokes, and What Pisses Us Off, and collossal MultiMedia Triage review
coverage of Black Dynamite, Trap!, the books Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by
Seth
Grahame-Smith and Alan Goldsher's Paul is Undead, the CDs Secret Agent from
Tony Allen
and the latest from Scissor Sisters, M.I.A. and Colibro 35, Tim Seeley's
Hack/Slash: My First Maniac #2
, and an in-depth look at Dario Argento's Suspiria
featuring Vaughn from Motion Picture Masssacre! Haba
ñero, Necrophilia, Marijuana
and other big words abound in this most monumental
episode 50 of The BoneBat Show!
Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

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07/18/10  Presenting Episode 005 of the Bonehand Heavy Half Hour!

The Heavy Half Hour!

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07/11/10  Episode 49 of The BoneBat Show!

"Cryptocious!"

This Episode: Crushingly backed by Swedish death metal legends Grave, Steve and Gord
finally return with the last word on Seattle's 2010
Crypticon Horror convention, shoveling
out choice interviews with Ghostbusters' Ernie Hudson, Amanda Wyss from Nightmare
on Elm Street
, artist extraordinaire Dusty Peterson, and Fangoria's Chris Alexander!
All this plus 
all the Filthy Jokes, What Pisses Us Off and political rants you can stand,
and MultiMedia Triage reviews of War by Sebastian Junger, Greg Rucka's The Last
Run
, Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler, Devo's Something
for Everybody
and Toy Story 3 are yours to devour in this bloody-rare
episode 49 of
The BoneBat Show!
Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

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07/04/10  Presenting Episode 004 of the Bonehand Heavy Half Hour!

The Heavy Half Hour!

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Also: Bonehand Reviews at Gravemusic.com!

Planetary Duality, by The Faceless [link]
Fathomless Mastery,
by Bloodbath [link]
Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth [link]
Ob(Servant)
, by Tasmania's Psycroptic [link]
Awaken the Dreamers, by All Shall Perish [link]
Death Prevails , by Germany's Hackneyed [link]
Summer Slaughter Tour  Review
Amanethes, by Tiamat of Sweden. [link]
Holographic Universe from Sweden's Scar Symmetry. [link]

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The Crucial Calender: Upcoming Events of Note...
    
Thurs, Sept. 2nd   The BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest!                                      6:00 pm, The Big Picture, Redmond WA.

 

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