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or even a review, the idea is to bring something to the table that will
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it.
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The BoneBat Comedy of Horrors Film
Fest!
A Comedy and Horror
Extravaganza! Two Features! Shorts handpicked by
Gord! Beer! Prizes Galore! And LIVE MUSIC from BAREFOOT BARNACLE!
Thursday September 2nd 2010, 6:00
pm The Big Picture
Theater, Redmond
WA
CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE
TICKETS!
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08/29/10
Presenting Episode 007 of the Bonehand Heavy Half Hour, with special
guest Sean "The Butcher" Smithson!
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08/28/10
BoneBat Film Fest News!
This
week,
Steve
and
Gord joined a couple of
excellent podcasts to briefly discuss the
forthcoming festivities at
next Thursday's BoneBat "Comedy of
Horrors" Film Fest.
Check out episode 135 of Mail Order
Zombie, and Episode 74 of Seattle
Geekly to
hear more on the subject! Incidently, 74 was my number in Pop Warner
Football.
Coincidence?!?!? Yeah, probably.
Other recent media:
Redmond Reporter from 8/27/10 LINK
Seattle Times from 8/27/10 LINK
Dread Central from 8/26/10 LINK
Fangoria Magazine from 8/03/10 LINK
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08/22/10
Episode 52 of
The BoneBat Show!
"Enormous
Festicles!"
This Episode: Steve
and
Gord
enthusiastically present what YOU
can expect at the first ever
BoneBat "Comedy of
Horrors" Film Fest,
including a complete look at the evening's
festivities, interviews with
director Henry Saine and writer/actor Devin McGinn from The
Last LoveCraft: Relic of Cthulhu, and director Jake West of Doghouse, and an
in-studio visit
with fest musical guests Barefoot
Barnacle as they exclusively preview their debut CD!
Plus, we've got a mupple
of muppets in listener feedback, more What
Pisses
Us Off, more
Filthy Jokes, and even more political rants; and reviews of the films Dinner For Schmucks
and Girl With the
Dragon Tattoo, the Xbox Game Alan
Wake,
the books Ex Machina
1-3
by Brian K. Vaughn and James Swallow's
Horus Heresy: Nemesis, and Iron Maiden's
Final Frontier to round out MultiMedia
Triage in this
enormous episode
52
of
The
BoneBat Show! Without
further
ado:
Got something
that pisses you
off?
Got a question for "Just Ask Gord?" Want to hear your
band on BoneBat? Then
why not share it with The BoneBat
Crew! Leave
us a voicemail at
425-296-6557 or email the us
at steve@bonehand.com and we will address it on
our very next
episode! Don't
miss
your
opportunity to vent,
BoneBat
style!
NEW
VOICEMAIL
LINE!
425-296-6557
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08/08/10
Episode 51 of
The BoneBat Show!
"200
Miles
of Bad Audio"
This Episode: Steve
and
Gord
ramp things up, as they
roll out killer interviews with
director
Stuart Gordon of Re-Animator/From
Beyond/Stuck fame, and guitarist Patrik Jensen of
death metal kings Witchery, along
with
a cold slab of crushing Swedish SkeleMetal! Plus,
we've got the Official
Selections of the BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors"
Film Fest to announce;
road reports from Steve and Andy C. as they take on the 2010 Seattle to Portland Bicycle
Classic;
brand
new
Filthy Jokes, political rants
and What
Pisses
Us Off galore; and
MultiMedia
Triage reviews
of
the graphic novels BB
Wolf
and
the
3
LP's
by JD Arnold
and Rich Koslowski and Doug TenNapel's Ghostopolis, the film Dispicible Me, the
video
games Space
InvadeR and DeathSpank, and
the novel The Rookie by Scott Sigler
in this
exhaustive episode
51
of
The BoneBat Show! Without
further ado:
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08/01/10
Presenting Episode 006 of the Bonehand Heavy Half Hour! Shark Week!
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07/25/10
Episode 50 of
The BoneBat Show!
"El
Daño
del
Habañero!"
07/25/10
This Episode: Louis
Fowler,
the scourge of Fort
Collins radio, rides shotgun as Gord
and
Steve deliver a big ol' casket of auditory goodness, featuring
the premiere
of two brand
new
cuts from San Francisco blackgrass collective The
Pine
Box
Boys off their forthcomng CD
Tales from the
Emancipated
Head, and highlighted by an interview with
PBB mastermind,
Lester T. Raww! Speaking of the grass in California, we've also
got a
brand
new
political
rant, Filthy Jokes, and What
Pisses
Us Off, and collossal MultiMedia
Triage review
coverage of
Black Dynamite, Trap!, the books Abraham Lincoln:
Vampire Hunter by
Seth Grahame-Smith and
Alan Goldsher's Paul is Undead,
the
CDs
Secret
Agent from
Tony Allen and
the
latest
from Scissor Sisters, M.I.A. and Colibro 35, Tim Seeley's
Hack/Slash: My First
Maniac #2, and an in-depth look at Dario Argento's
Suspiria
featuring Vaughn from Motion Picture Masssacre! Habañero,
Necrophilia,
Marijuana
and other big words abound in this most monumental
episode
50
of
The BoneBat Show!
Without
further ado:
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07/18/10
Presenting Episode 005 of the Bonehand Heavy Half Hour!
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07/11/10
Episode 49 of
The BoneBat Show!
"Cryptocious!"
This Episode: Crushingly backed by
Swedish death metal legends Grave, Steve and Gord
finally return with the last
word on Seattle's 2010 Crypticon Horror convention, shoveling
out choice interviews with Ghostbusters' Ernie
Hudson, Amanda Wyss from Nightmare
on Elm Street, artist
extraordinaire Dusty Peterson, and Fangoria's Chris Alexander!
All this plus all the Filthy Jokes, What
Pisses
Us Off and political rants you can stand,
and MultiMedia Triage reviews of War by Sebastian Junger, Greg Rucka's The Last
Run, Are You There Vodka?
It's Me, Chelsea by
Chelsea Handler, Devo's Something
for Everybody and Toy Story 3 are yours to devour in this
bloody-rare episode
49
of
The BoneBat
Show! Without
further ado:
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07/04/10
Presenting Episode 004 of the Bonehand Heavy Half Hour!
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Also: Bonehand
Reviews at Gravemusic.com!
Planetary
Duality,
by The Faceless
[link]
Fathomless Mastery, by
Bloodbath
[link]
Twilight
of
the
Thunder
God,
by Amon Amarth [link]
Ob(Servant),
by Tasmania's Psycroptic [link]
Awaken
the
Dreamers,
by All Shall
Perish [link]
Death
Prevails
,
by Germany's Hackneyed [link]
Summer
Slaughter
Tour
Review
Amanethes,
by Tiamat of
Sweden. [link]
Holographic
Universe from
Sweden's Scar
Symmetry. [link]
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The Crucial
Calender: Upcoming Events
of Note...
Thurs, Sept.
2nd
The BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors" Film
Fest!
6:00
pm,
The Big Picture, Redmond WA.
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