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   <title>The BoneBat Show</title>
   <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
   <language>en-us</language>
   <copyright>Copyright 2008 SJ Holetz and GJ Caulkins</copyright>
   <itunes:subtitle>A joint project from bonehand.com and mightywombat.com</itunes:subtitle>
   <itunes:author>S J Holetz and G J Caulkins</itunes:author>
   <itunes:summary>A quarter century in the making,The BoneBat Show is a joint project from the creators of Bonehand.com and Mightywombat.com, a monthly audio collection of the profanity laden, intermittantly hilarious musings, declarations and arguments of longtime friends Steve and Gord, set to original funky beats, and converted to zeros and ones for your listening pleasure. Please enjoy responsibly. Look for The BoneBat Show monthly in the iTunes Music Store!</itunes:summary>
   <description>A joint project from the creators of Bonehand.com and Mightywombat.com, The BoneBat Show is your one stop podcast for original music and humor, straight from the nimble minds and filthy mouths of Steve and Gord. New episodes of The BoneBat Show can be found monthly in the iTunes Music Store.</description>
   <itunes:owner>
    <itunes:name>S J Holetz</itunes:name>
    <itunes:email>steve@bonehand.com</itunes:email>
   </itunes:owner>
   <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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   <itunes:keywords>BoneBat, Bone Bat, bonebat, bone bat, Bonebat, Bone bat, Bone/Bat, bone/bat</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode Twelve: The Happysode!</title>
      <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
      <itunes:author>SJ Holetz and GJ Caulkins</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Happysode!: Episode 12 of the BoneBat Show, featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This Episode: It's all about the good life, as Steve and Gord discuss some of their favorite things, including beer, sex, true wildlife stories, comic book movies, fine music and where to find it, and filthy jokery; while digressing to fondle the letter B and ruminate on the seedier side of Sesame Street. This episode's music comes courtesy of Seattle's incredible Optimus Rhyme! </itunes:summary>      
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      <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>45:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>Humor, Music, happiness, annoyances</itunes:keywords> 
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>  
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      <title>Episode Eleven: Spunk and Disorderly!</title>
      <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
      <itunes:author>SJ Holetz and GJ Caulkins</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spunk and Disorderly!: Episode 11 of the BoneBat Show, featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This Episode: Steve and Gord are joined by Jorge of Barefoot Barnacle, and let loose with their crudest effort yet, as they get pissed-off all over again, recount tales of the dreaded frijole pit, discuss the travails of green commuting, mock the bass player,
peep a few summer flicks, and blow their load of filthy jokes. This episode's music comes courtesy of Seattle's Hunab Ku. </itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>52:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>Humor, Music, heavy metal, annoyances</itunes:keywords> 
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>  
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      <title>Episode Ten: Aggro E Olio, The Pissed-Off extended dance Mix!</title>
      <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
      <itunes:author>SJ Holetz and GJ Caulkins</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Aggro E Olio, The Pissed-Off extended dance Mix!: Episode 10 of the BoneBat Show, featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This Episode: Steve and Gord double their length by presenting the first ever BoneBat Pissed-Off-Off,a veritable lightning round of rage, annoyance, and pique. Then they review the importance of handing out your correct work number, give away a free CD, and offend everyone with "the Filthy Joke of the week". This episode's musical accompaniment of anger comes courtesy of Seattle's I Rot.   </itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>57:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>Humor, Music, heavy metal, annoyances</itunes:keywords> 
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>  
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      <title>Episode Nine: Nostalgia, Grievance and Orifii.</title>
      <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
      <itunes:author>SJ Holetz and GJ Caulkins</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Nostalgia, Grievance and Orifii: Episode 9 of the BoneBat Show, featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This Episode:  Steve and Gord look back at some cool junk from the past, gripe about childhood chores, listen to awesome Midwest Ska, assess the early crop of summer movies, and achieve a measure of clown closure. This episode's music comes courtesy of Michigan's now-defunct Parka Kings. Thanks for the great music fellas, you are missed!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 19:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>42:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>Humor, Music, clowns, Eighties, Candy, Ska</itunes:keywords> 
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>  
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      <title>Episode Eight: Tumbler of Love.</title>
      <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
      <itunes:author>SJ Holetz and GJ Caulkins</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tumbler of Love: Episode 8 of the BoneBat Show, featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This Episode: Julie joins Steve and Gord for another increasingly obnoxious episode of The Bone/Bat Show,
as they cover Gord's favorite headlines, the old cookie bait-and-switch, piss-poor customer service, racy late night
commercials, clown-hiring danger signs, fashion for old people, and magical fertility beverages; then mince words
and plug those who shalt be plugged. This episode's epic speaker-wrecking musical offering comes to you from
Chico, CA's The Makai, courtesy of Seventh Rule Recordings.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 19:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>40:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>Humor, Music, clowns, annoyances</itunes:keywords> 
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>  
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      <title>Episode Seven: A Visit from Knuckles.</title>
      <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
      <itunes:author>SJ Holetz and GJ Caulkins</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>A Visit from Knuckles: Episode 7 of the BoneBat Show, featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This Episode: Steve and Gord welcome crochet designer extraordinaire Julie "Skamama"
Armstrong Holetz to the festivities, as they discuss filthy sponges, the swinging of dead cats,
suddenly defunct businesses, less-than-satisfying culinary vacations, Marital grudges, La Musica,
and how Julie came to be known as "Knuckles". This episode's cool-ass music comes from the
Acme Rocket Quartet out of Davis, CA., courtesy of Lather Records.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>40:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>Humor, Music, vacations</itunes:keywords> 
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>  
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      <title>Episode Six: The French Hole.</title>
      <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
      <itunes:author>SJ Holetz and GJ Caulkins</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The French Hole: Episode 6 of the BoneBat Show, featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This Episode: Gord gets his ass whipped by Coke yet again, Stale popcorn and CD packaging
get the best of Steve, and then they discuss snow tubing and parenting foibles, and plumb the
depths of the French Hole. Musicwise: This episode is all Barefoot Barnacle, all the time. They are from Seattle,and they rule. </itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>34:23</itunes:duration>   
      <itunes:keywords>Humor, Music, parenting</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode Five: Bitter About the Butter.</title>
      <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
      <itunes:author>SJ Holetz and GJ Caulkins</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Bitter About the Butter: Episode 5 of the BoneBat Show, featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This Episode: Steve and Gord celebrate one full year of Bonehand.com, with
discussions of unrequited cravings, childhood disorientation, public restroom
etiquette, dubiously motivated cash windfalls, things that piss our wives off,
and the best place to keep the damned butter.</itunes:summary>
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      <category>Podcasts</category>
      <pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>28:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>Humor, Music, Butter</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>   
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      <title>Episode Four: Stumbling from the Wreckage of 2007.</title>
      <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
      <itunes:author>SJ Holetz and GJ Caulkins</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Stumbling from the Wreckage of 2007: Episode 4 of the BoneBat Show, featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This episode: Steve and Gord discuss what pisses them off: The year in review; the curse
of the video game store; bad habits; and how to avoid tiger attacks; all while flipping the
bird to 2007, and meeting the new year at the door in a sexy negligee, martini in hand.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 08:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>36:05</itunes:duration> 
      <itunes:keywords>Humor, Music, video games, bad habits, New Years</itunes:keywords> 
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>  
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      <title>Episode Three: Unemployed, Uninformed, and Ultimately Unhinged.</title>
      <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
      <itunes:author>SJ Holetz and GJ Caulkins</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Unemployed, Uninformed, and Ultimately Unhinged: Episode 3 of the BoneBat Show, featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week: Steve and Gord discuss a stunning lack of job security, the mistaken beliefs
of childhood, and as usual, things that piss them off. This episode features music from
Sacramento's freakin' cool San Kazakgascar.</itunes:summary>
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      <category>Podcasts</category>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 18:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>22:07</itunes:duration>   
      <itunes:keywords>Humor, Jobs, Music, childhood</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode Two: Oh, The Horror!</title>
      <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
      <itunes:author>SJ Holetz and GJ Caulkins</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Oh, The Horror!: Episode 2 of the BoneBat Show, featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This episode: Our Halloween Episode! Steve and Gord discuss the profusion of their profanity, a little personal history, Halloween rituals past and present, spooky movies, and extreme prejudice pest control.
This episode features music from Seattle's own Barefoot Barnacle. </itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>31:15</itunes:duration>   
      <itunes:keywords>Humor, Halloween, Music, Movies, rats</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit> 
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     <item>
      <title>Episode One: Enter the BoneBat.</title>
      <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
      <itunes:author>SJ Holetz and GJ Caulkins</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Enter the BoneBat: The first Episode of the BoneBat Show, featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This episode: Steve and Gord discuss the perils of camping, rennaissance faires, political pet peeves, preposterous snack sizes, and those with an inordinate interest in poultry.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 17:30:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>29:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>Humor, Music, Camping, snacks, poultry</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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