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A quarter century in the making, The BoneBat Show is a tri-weekly joint project from the creators of Bonehand.com
and Mightywombat.com. It is an audio collection of the intermittantly hilarious,profanity laden musings, declarations
and arguments of longtime friends Steve and Gord, set to original, funky beats, and converted to zeros and ones for
your listening pleasure. Please enjoy responsibly.

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WARNING:  BoneBat consists almost entirely of adult language and juvenile content, and as such should not be listened to by: children, adults, the
elderly, anyone who is pregnant or thinking of becoming pregnant, anyone who is having sex right at this moment, the capriciously litigious, the
humor-impaired, our mothers, pigeons, chickens, ducks, or turkeys, costumeless-high-school-age-trick-or-treaters, rats, former employers, parents,
telekenesists, little people, the blind, the deaf, people who taunt wild animals, the French, crocheters, rapelling sommeliers, dead cats, customer service
professionals, clowns, Julie's Dad, PDF's, GRRM, our children, Gord's Mother-In-Law,  residents of West Virginia, dead seals, philatilists, women, frogs,
Cincinnati drivers, Washington Drivers, teenagers, or anyone with a modicum of good taste, sense, and/or dignity.  Listener discretion strongly advised.
You have been warned. Don't come bitching to us later.

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"MEAN AND DUMB!" -  posted 04/28/19

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Our marquee for 2019! Photo by Sayed Alamy of GuyEatsOctopus Photography!

This Episode: Gord and Steve
relive their favorite moments from the 2019 BoneBat
"Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest
,
where we announce our Viewers Choice Award winners
for 2019; interview Award winning filmmakers Brendan Pollecutt of Keloid, Ryan Bright
of The Vision: Or the Goddamn Existential Crisis That Keeps Me Up at Night, director
Anthony Cousins
of The Bloody Ballad of Squirt Reynolds, and Zoran Gvojic of
LowCarbComedy.com;
and cap it all off with a wagon full of terrific live tunes from
2019
musical guests HOLLINS & HOLLINS MORTUARY ENTERTAINMENT! All
this plus What Pisses Us Off, and Multimedia Triage reviews of the films Pet Sematary, 
Await Further Instructions,
and Hellboy, season 8 of TV's Game Of Thrones, the
game Heat Signature, and more punch your ticket in this torridly theatrical episode 176
of The BoneBat Show!

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The Awards! Photo by Sayed Alamy of GuyEatsOctopus Photography!

Keloid  The Visionwild
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                                                          ballad

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CLICK THE ABOVE POSTERS FOR MORE ON OUR WINNERS!

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                                                          Hollins and
                                                          Hollins
                                                          Horns!
The Hollins and Hollins Horns! Photo by Sayed Alamy of GuyEatsOctopus Photography! 

All the music played in episode 176 was written and performed by HOLLINS & HOLLINS
MORTUARY ENTERTAINMENT, used courtesy of their own bad selves. Buy music by
clicking the image below. Be like Steve & Gord and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!

Feast  head  stab

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The Pine Box Boys! Photo by Sayed Alamy of GuyEatsOctopus Photography!

AS REVIEWED IN MULTIMEDIA TRIAGE THIS EPISODE:
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Gord's webtoons, blather & more can be found 24/7 at WWW.MIGHTYWOMBAT.COM

Got something that pisses you off? Then why not share it with The BoneBat Crew!
Email the source of your annoyance to steve@bonehand.com or leave us a voicemail
at (425) 296-6557 and we will discuss what pisses YOU off in our very next episode!
Don't miss your opportunity to vent BoneBat Style!

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"CALM BEFORE THE SWARM" -  posted 03/20/19

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This Episode: Steve and Gord
present a complete preview of the 2019 BoneBat
"Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest, where they announce the 47 Official Shorts Selections
for this years fest, chat with screenwriter Danny King about the making of this years
Seattle Premiere feature EAT LOCAL, chat with author Jonathan Janz about his latest
novel The Dark Game from BBFF sponsor Flame Tree Press, and visit once more
with Lester T Raww of 2019 fest musical guests the Hollins and Hollins Mortuary
Entertainment Show, featuring The Pine Box Boys!
All this plus Festival News,
Kickstarter Thank yous, WHAT PISSES US OFF, and MULTIMEDIA TRIAGE
REVIEWS of the film Captain Marvel and the Netflix series Love Death and Robots,
kindle your curiosity in this fre
netically filmic episode 175 of THE BONEBAT SHOW!

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AS REVIEWED IN MULTIMEDIA TRIAGE THIS EPISODE
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Gord's webtoons, blather & more can be found 24/7 at WWW.MIGHTYWOMBAT.COM
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"EMBOUCHURELY YOU JEST!" -  posted 02/21/19

Nickel Slots 2019

This Episode: Gord and Steve
break out the good stuff, as they celebrate the return
of good friends THE NICKEL SLOTS on the splendid occasion of their latest release
PACK UP ALL REGRETS!
All this plus the latest from Seattle's Ninth BoneBat
"Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest
, What Pisses Us Off, Gord's Weird Stuff,
and Multimedia Triage reviews of the films Cold Pursuit, Moon, Pandorum,
and
Glass,
season 3 of TV's The Expanse; the game Fog of Love; the music of Glowsun,
and more
in this spec
tacularly slapped-together Episode 174 of The BoneBat Show!

Pack Up All Regrets  Let It Ride
All the music played in episode 174 was written and performed by THE NICKEL SLOTS, used courtesy of their own
bad selves. Check 'em out on clicking RIGHT HERE, or ON FACEBOOK, or buy music by clicking the images above.
Be like Steve & Gord and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!

AS REVIEWED IN MULTIMEDIA TRIAGE THIS EPISODE
Cold Pursuit Glass Expanse
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fog of love

Gord's webtoons, blather & more can be found 24/7 at WWW.MIGHTYWOMBAT.COM
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"SUPER BLOOD BONEBAT MOON!" -  posted 01/27/19

Mutoid Man 2017

This Episode: Steve and Gord
break out the good stuffkick off the 2019 like a
teenager rolling out of bed at noon, as they rock hard yet tardily with an enormous
slab of crushing metal from Brooklyn NY's MUTOID MAN, and get the latest on
the band's night job TWO MINUTES TO LATE NIGHT, straight from the mouth
of show host GWARSENIO HALL, aka Jordan Olds!
All this plus the latest from
Seattle's
Ninth BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest, What Pisses Us Off,
Gord's Weird Stuff
, and Multimedia Triage reviews of the films Searching
and
Beautiful Girls,
season 3 of TV's True Detective; the game Grim Dawn; the music
of Carpenter Brut,
and more in this louder-than-strictly-necessary Episode 173 of
The BoneBat Show!
 
Two Minutes to Late Night!
Two Minutes to Late Night! Photo By Chelsea Mae Photo.

CLICK ABOVE IMAGE TO CHECK OUT 2 MINUTES TO LATE NIGHT!

All the music played in episode 173 was written and/or performed by MUTOID MAN, and used courtesy of their
own bad selves. Check them out HERE or purchase some head-crushing tunes by clicking the images below.
Be like Steve & Gord and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!

War Moans  Bleeder  Helium Head

CLICK HERE TO HELP BEN KOLLER GET BACK ON HIS DRUM THRONE!

AS REVIEWED IN MULTIMEDIA TRIAGE THIS EPISODE:
Searching  Season 3  Grim Dawn Leather Teeth

Gord's webtoons, blather & more can be found 24/7 at WWW.MIGHTYWOMBAT.COM
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"MORE LIKE CHRISTMOST, AMIRITE?" -  posted 12/23/18

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This Episode: Steve and Gord celebrate the season in style with a sackful of merry
music from Kirby Krackle and Super Sonic Soul Pimps (complete with interviews),
as well as tunes from Milocraft, Conan's Conquest and Kimo Muraki, and recap
the Ninth BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest
Kickstarter campaign by
thanking every single bac
ker by name! All this plus What Pisses Us Off, Gord's
Weird Stuff
, and Multimedia Triage reviews of the films Trench 11, Roma,
and
Ralph Breaks the Internet;
the podcasts Wolverine: The Long Night
and Dead
Again;
& more
in this seasonally-stiffened episode 172 of The BoneBat Show!

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CLICK ABOVE TO WATCH THE VIDEOS FOR OUR 2019 CAMPAIGN!

All the music played in episode 172 was written and/or performed by the artists, used courtesy of their own bad
selves. Treat yourself to some terrific holiday music by clicking the images below. Be like Steve & Gord and
SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!

Stuck KM Ukelele Xmas
Conans Conquest Nutcracker Milocraft
 
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CLICK ABOVE FOR SUPER SONIC SOUL PIMPS TOUR INFO! BADASS ART BY GARRETT MORLAN!

AS REVIEWED IN MULTIMEDIA TRIAGE THIS EPISODE:
Trench 11 Roma Ralph2 Wolvie
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Gord's webtoons, blather & more can be found 24/7 at WWW.MIGHTYWOMBAT.COM
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"NINECOMING!" -  posted 11/25/18

Those Poor Bastards LIVE 2017 Photo by
                                                          Levan TK

Those Poor Bastards LIVE, 2017, Photo by Levan TK.

This Episode: Steve and Gord herald the coming of the Ninth BoneBat "Comedy
of Horrors" Film Fest
by unveiling the Kickstarter campaign, and announcing this
year's world class artist; and celebrate the latest release from Madison,
WI's own
brilliant goth country duo THOSE POOR BASTARDS, with a casket full of
macabre musical selections!
All this plus What Pisses Us Off, Gord's Weird Stuff,
and Multimedia Triage reviews of the films Overlord, Bohemian Rhapsody, and
Suspiria,
and a second visit to the Netflix series The Haunting of Hill House,

punch your ticket in t
his
particularly portentous episode 171 of The BoneBat Show!

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  CLICK ABOVE TO BUY YOUR TICKETS FOR OUR 2019 FILM FEST!

All the music played in episode 171 was written and performed by THOSE POOR BASTARDS, used courtesy of
their own bad selves. Check 'em out on clicking RIGHT HERE, or VIA FB, or buy music by clicking the images
below. Be like Steve & Gord and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!

Inhuman Nature  Sing It Ugly
 
AS REVIEWED THIS EPISODE:

Overlord BR2018 Suspiria HHH
 
Gord's webtoons, blather & more can be found 24/7 at WWW.MIGHTYWOMBAT.COM
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"SPOOKY AF!" -  posted 10/27/18

Beer and
                                                          Candy 2018

This Episode: Gord and Steve celebrate their favorite holiday by gorging on beer
and candy in a most disgusting and inadvisable fashion; visit the always awesome
Stalker Farms for
some IRL terrors, check out the latest haunting hymns from the
UK's Sam Haynes, and blast Horror Punk like you read about, courtesy of SLC's
DIEMONSTERDIE!
All this plus What Pisses Us Off, and Multimedia Triage
reviews of the films Halloween, Tusk, and Bad Times at the El Royale,
the
Netflix series The Haunting of Hill House
and more rattle your bones in this chill
inducing episode 170 of The BoneBat Show!
                     Stalker Farms
OPEN NOW! CLICK ABOVE TO BUY TICKETS FOR STALKER FARMS!

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