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A quarter century in the making, The BoneBat Show is a
tri-weekly joint project from
the creators of Bonehand.com and Mightywombat.com. It is
an audio collection of the
intermittantly hilarious, profanity
laden musings, declarations and arguments of longtime
friends Steve and Gord, set to original, funky beats,
and converted to zeros and ones for
your listening pleasure. Please enjoy responsibly.
WARNING: BoneBat consists
almost entirely of adult language and juvenile content, and as
such should not
be listened to by: children, adults, the elderly, anyone who
is pregnant or thinking of becoming pregnant, anyone
who is having sex right at this moment, the capriciously
litigious, the humor-impaired, our mothers, pigeons,
chickens, ducks, or turkeys,
former employers, parents,
telekenesists, little people, the blind, the deaf, people who
taunt wild animals, the French, crocheters, rapelling
sommeliers, dead cats, customer service professionals, clowns,
Julie's Dad, PDF's, GRRM, our children, Gord's
Mother-In-Law, residents of West Virginia, women who
have had multiple breast
implants, dead seals, philatilists,
, the developmentally disabled, Cincinnati
drivers, Washington Drivers, teenagers, or anyone with
a modicum of good taste, sense, and/or dignity. Listener
discretion strongly advised. You have been warned.
Don't come bitching to us later.
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NEXT EPISODE: June 2013
HERE TO DOWNLOAD BONEBAT SHOW 101
Crypti Con Carne! - posted 06/02/13
This Episode: Steve and Gord
get to the meat of the
matter, as they hang with Liam Cormier of
Toronto's CANCER BATS
and saw off a chunk of punk metal
serve up choice
offerings from Seattle's 2013 CRYPTICON
convention, highlighted by interviews with
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
and Joe Bob Briggs!
we hit a few new items in What Pisses
Us Off, Rant Politically,
tell a couple Filthy
and present Multimedia Triage
the books Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
Charles Bukowki's Ham on Rye,
the games Bioshock
and Poker Night 2,
films Star Trek: Into Darkness, Iron Man 3, Zero
and The Devil's Rock
from 2010 BBFF
short director Paul Campion,
in this cryptic episode 101
of The BoneBat Show!
"Nightmare Ally", Cassandra
Peterson, and Steve at Seattle Crypticon 2013.
Episode One Hundred and One Music:
This episode, we kick things off with
"Shillelagh", by the Cancer Bats, taken
from their 2006 debut Birthing the
Giant, before jumping to 2012's Dead Set On
Living for "R.A.T.S", "Bricks and Mortar", "Breathe
and "Dead Set On Living". 2010's Bears, Mayors, Scraps
and Bones is the source for our first featured
No One", before we return to DSOL for the rest of
the title cut, "The Void", 2nd spotlight cut "Road Sick",
Physics", "Bastards!", and "Rally The Wicked", leading up to 3rd
featured tune "Harem of Scorpions" from 2008's
Hail Destroyer. We close out Dead Set On
Living with "New World Alliance" and
our final focus track, "Old Blood",
before skipping back to Hail Destroyer for "Deathsmarch",
"Regret", "Bastardís Waltz", "Sorceress", "Luciferís
Rocking Chair", "Let It Pour", "Smiling Politely" and "Pray For
Darkness". Finally, we cherry pick "Butterscotch"
from Birthing the Giant, before closing with the
title cut from Hail Destroyer.
All of the music in Episode 101 was written and
performed by Cancer Bats,
used courtesy of Distort/Metal Blade,
and their own bad selves. Check them out at their Official Site
HERE, or buy some killer
tunes by clicking the covers
above. Be like Steve & Gord and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT
Tony Kay and Joe Bob Briggs
discuss Gord's finer points at Crypticon 2013.
the covers for
in the Witch House at 19 Nocturne Blvd
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