Gord              Steve

A quarter century in the making, The BoneBat Show is a tri-weekly joint project from the creators of Bonehand.com and Mightywombat.com.
It is an audio collection of the intermittantly hilarious,profanity laden musings, declarations and arguments of longtime friends Steve and Gord,
set to original, funky beats, and converted to zeros and ones for your listening pleasure. Please enjoy responsibly.
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WARNING:  BoneBat consists almost entirely of adult language and juvenile content, and as such should not be listened to by: children, adults, the elderly, anyone who is pregnant or thinking of becoming
pregnant, anyone who is having sex right at this moment, the capriciously litigious, the humor-impaired, our mothers, pigeons, chickens, ducks, or turkeys, costumeless-high-school-age-trick-or-treaters, rats,
former employers, parents, telekenesists, little people, the blind, people who taunt wild animals, the French, crocheters, rapelling sommeliers, dead cats, customer service professionals, clowns, Julie's Dad, PDF's,
GRRM, our children, Gord's Mother-In-Law,  residents of West Virginia, rude kids, dead seals, philatilists, women, frogs, the developmentally disabled, Cincinnati drivers, Washington Drivers, teenagers,
or anyone with a modicum of good taste, sense, and/or dignity. Listener discretion strongly advised. You have been warned. Don't come bitching to us later.
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"Enormous Festicles!" 08/22/10

This Episode: Steve and Gord enthusiastically present what YOU can expect at the first ever
BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest, including a complete look at the evening's
festivities, interviews with director Henry Saine and writer/actor Devin McGinn from The
Last LoveCraft: Relic of Cthulhu, and director Jake West of Doghouse, and an in-studio visit
with fest musical guests Barefoot Barnacle as they exclusively preview their debut CD!
Plus, we've got a mupple of muppets in listener feedback, more What Pisses Us Off,  more
Filthy Jokes, and even more political rants; and reviews of the films Dinner For Schmucks
and Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, the Xbox Game Alan Wake, the books Ex Machina 1-3
by Brian K. Vaughn and James Swallow's Horus Heresy: Nemesis, and Iron Maiden's
Final Frontier to round out MultiMedia Triage in this enormous episode 52 of The
BoneBat Show!

     
Alex, Doug, Jorge and Jon of Barefoot Barnacle.
                                                                          
Episode Fifty-Two:
This episode, we burst from the crypt to the strains of "Comments From The Peanut Gallery" off Barefoot Barnacle's 2010
self-titled debut, followed by "Swamp Ass", "Urine Feces",  "Sea Enemy", "Isopod Seduction", "Beer and Lotion" and our
first featured cut , "Sea Enemy" to get you in the proper Lovecraftian mood . This is followed by more "Beer and Lotion",
"Severe Anal Regurgitaion", "Kattywhompus",  and "Against a Crooked Sky", leading in to our second featured tune,
"Severe Anal Regurgitation". We then revisit "Comments" and hit non-album track "The Beauty of Bestiality" prior to
our third feature "Beer and Lotion", before checking out a few more rare cuts in "Pubic Pig Tales" and "Mike The
Headless Chicken". We reprise "Swampass" and "Urine" before a brief taste of fourth feature "Against a Crooked Sky",
the run through things one last time before landing on "Kattywhompus"'. 


                       
      
All music in Episode 52 was written and performed by Barefoot Barnacle, used courtesy of their own bad selves.
Check them out online via their MySpace HERE, or buy their CDs by clicking the images above, or by
visiting an independent music store near you. Be like Steve and Gord, and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!

CLICK THE BANNER BELOW FOR INFO AND TICKETS ON THE BONEBAT FILM FEST!
  

Gord's webtoons, blather and more can be found 24/7 at WWW.MIGHTYWOMBAT.COM  

The amazing art of Dusty Peterson can be found HERE.

Got something that pisses you off? Then why not share it with The BoneBat Crew! Email
the source of your annoyance to steve@bonehand.com or leave us a voicemail at
425-296-6557 and we will discuss what pisses YOU off in our very next episode!
Don't miss your opportunity to vent, BoneBat style!

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"200 Miles of Bad Audio" 08/08/10

This Episode: Steve and Gord ramp things up, as they roll out killer interviews with director
Stuart Gordon of Re-Animator/From Beyond/Stuck fame, and guitarist Patrik Jensen of
death metal kings Witchery, along with a cold slab of crushing Swedish SkeleMetal! Plus,
we've got the Official Selections of the BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest to announce;
road reports from Steve and Andy C. as they take on the 2010 Seattle to Portland Bicycle
Classic; brand new Filthy Jokes, political rants and What Pisses Us Off galore; and
MultiMedia Triage reviews of the graphic novels BB Wolf and the 3 LP's by JD Arnold
and Rich Koslowski and Doug TenNapel's Ghostopolis, the film Dispicible Me, the video
games Space InvadeR and DeathSpank, and the novel The Rookie by Scott Sigler in this
exhaustive episode 51 of The BoneBat Show!

     

                     
                                               
Episode Fifty-One:
This episode, we kick things off with the title cut from the 2010 Century Media release Witchkrieg!, before we hearken back to
Witchery's 1998 Necropolis debut Restless and Dead for "Witchery", "Midnight At The Graveyard", "The Hangman",
"Awaiting the Exorcist", "All Evil", "The House of Raining Blood", "Restless and Dead", and our first featured cut "The
Reaper". Then it's on to the 1999 platter Dead, Hot and Ready (also on Necropolis), where we exhume "Demonication", "Full
Moon", "The Devil and the Damage Done" and the title track, before returning to the present for "From Dead to Worse", also
from Witchkrieg.  2001's Necropolis effort Symphony for the Devil coughs up "The Storm", "Omens", "Bone Mill", "None
Buried Deeper", and "Hearse of the Pharoahs", then we hit Witchkrieg once again for "One Foot In The Grave". Finally, we
unleash "Plague Rider", "Wait of the Pyramids", "War Piece" and "Cannon Fodder" from the band's Century Media debut
Don't Fear The Reaper, followed by a final round from Witchkrieg with "Wearer of Wolf's Skin", "The God Who Fell From
Earth", and "The Reaver", and our closer, "Born in the Night" from Restless and Dead'.

    
 
     
   
All music in Episode 51 was written and performed by Witchery, used courtesy of  Century Media Records, Necropolis Records,
and their own bad selves. Check them out online via their MySpace HERE, or buy their CDs by clicking the images above, or by
visiting an independent music store near you. Be like Steve and Gord, and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!

Stuart Gordon's fantastic filmography can be found HERE. His films on DVD can be purchased almost anywhere. 

Gord's webtoons, blather and more can be found 24/7 at WWW.MIGHTYWOMBAT.COM  

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