Longer. Harder. Louder.     "Hittin' whatever needs to be hit" since 2007




                                                GORD                    STEVE



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A quarter century in the making, The BoneBat Show is a tri-weekly joint project from
the creators of Bonehand.com and Mightywombat.com. It is an audio collection of the
intermittantly hilarious, profanity laden musings, declarations and arguments of longtime
friends Steve and Gord, set to original, funky beats, and converted to zeros and ones for
your listening pleasure. Please enjoy responsibly.
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WARNING:  BoneBat consists almost entirely of adult language and juvenile content, and as such should not
be listened to by: children, adults, the elderly, anyone who is pregnant or thinking of becoming pregnant, anyone
who is having sex right at this moment, the capriciously litigious, the humor-impaired, our mothers, pigeons,
chickens, ducks, or turkeys, costumeless-high-school-age-trick-or-treaters, rats, former employers, parents,
telekenesists, little people, the blind, the deaf, people who taunt wild animals, the French, crocheters, rapelling
sommeliers, dead cats, customer service professionals, clowns, Julie's Dad, PDF's, GRRM, our children, Gord's
Mother-In-Law,  residents of West Virginia, women who have had multiple breast implants, dead seals, philatilists,
women, frogs , the developmentally disabled, Cincinnati drivers, Washington Drivers, teenagers, or anyone with
a modicum of good taste, sense, and/or dignity. Listener discretion strongly advised. You have been warned.
Don't come bitching to us later.
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If so, then email us at steve(at)bonehand(dot)com.  If we dig it, we will feature it here!
                       
NEXT EPISODE: June 2013
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CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD BONEBAT SHOW 101

Crypti Con Carne! - posted 06/02/13



This Episode: Steve and Gord get to the meat of the matter, as they hang with Liam Cormier of
Toronto's CANCER BATS and saw off a chunk of punk metal mayhem, then serve up choice
offerings from Seattle's 2013 CRYPTICON horror convention, highlighted by interviews with
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and Joe Bob Briggs! Plus, we hit a few new items in What Pisses
Us Off, Rant Politically,  tell a couple Filthy Jokes, and present Multimedia Triage reviews of
the books Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn and Charles Bukowki's Ham on Rye, the games Bioshock
Infinite and Poker Night 2, the films Star Trek: Into Darkness, Iron Man 3, Zero Dark Thirty,
and The Devil's Rock from 2010 BBFF short director Paul Campion, in this cryptic episode 101
of  The BoneBat Show! 


"Nightmare Ally", Cassandra Peterson, and Steve at Seattle Crypticon 2013.

Episode One Hundred and One Music:
This episode, we kick things off with "Shillelagh", by the Cancer Bats, taken from their 2006 debut Birthing the
Giant, before jumping to 2012's Dead Set On Living for "R.A.T.S", "Bricks and Mortar", "Breathe Armageddon",
and "Dead Set On Living". 2010's Bears, Mayors, Scraps and Bones is the source for our first featured track, "Trust
No One", before we return to DSOL for the rest of the title cut, "The Void", 2nd spotlight cut "Road Sick", "Drunken
Physics", "Bastards!", and "Rally The Wicked", leading up to 3rd featured tune "Harem of Scorpions" from 2008's
Hail Destroyer. We close out Dead Set On Living with "New World Alliance" and our final focus track, "Old Blood",
before skipping back to Hail Destroyer for "Deathsmarch", "Regret", "Bastard’s Waltz", "Sorceress", "Lucifer’s
Rocking Chair", "Let It Pour", "Smiling Politely" and "Pray For Darkness". Finally, we cherry pick "Butterscotch"
from Birthing the Giant, before closing with the title cut from Hail Destroyer.

          
    
         

All of the music in Episode 101 was written and performed by Cancer Bats, used courtesy of Distort/Metal Blade,
and their own bad selves. Check them out at their Official Site HERE, or buy some killer tunes by clicking the covers
above. Be like Steve & Gord and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!


Tony Kay and Joe Bob Briggs discuss Gord's finer points at Crypticon 2013.

As reviewed in this episode's Multimedia Triage. Click the covers for more information.

        

In BoneBat News: Messages in Light    Dreams in the Witch House at 19 Nocturne Blvd

Gord's webtoons, blather & more can be found 24/7 at WWW.MIGHTYWOMBAT.COM

Got something that pisses you off? Then why not share it with The BoneBat Crew!
Email the source of your annoyance to steve@bonehand.com or leave us a voicemail at
(425) 296-6557 and we will discuss what pisses YOU off in our very next episode!
Don't miss your opportunity to vent BoneBat Style!
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BoneBat 1-10   BoneBat 11-20   BoneBat 21-30   BoneBat 31-40  BoneBat 41-50 
BoneBat 51-60   BoneBat 61-70    BoneBat 71-80   BoneBat 81-90   BoneBat 91-100 

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The BoneBat Show is Copyright 2007-2013 by G J Caulkins & S J Holetz. All rights reserved.

All music contained within The BoneBat Show is original and copyright of the artist. 

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