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A quarter century in the making, The BoneBat Show is a tri-weekly joint project from the creators
of Bonehand.com and Mightywombat.com, and is an audio collection of the intermittantly hilarious,
profanity laden musings, declarations and arguments of longtime friends Steve and Gord, set to
original, funky beats, and converted to zeros and ones for your listening pleasure. Please enjoy
responsibly.
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WARNING:  Bone/Bat consists almost entirely of adult language and juvenile content, and as such should not be listened to by:
children, adults, the elderly, anyone who is pregnant or thinking of becoming pregnant, anyone who is having sex right at this moment, the
capriciously litigious, the humor-impaired, our mothers, pigeons, chickens, ducks, or turkeys, costumeless-high-school-age-trick-or-treaters, rats,
former employers, parents, telekenesists, little people, the blind, people who taunt wild animals, the French, crocheters, rapelling sommeliers,
dead cats, customer service professionals, clowns, Julie's Dad, PDF's, GRRM, our children, Gord's Mother-In-Law,  residents of West Virginia,
rude kids, dead seals, philatilists, women, frogs, the developmentally disabled, Cincinatti drivers, or anyone with a modicum of good taste,
sense, and/or dignity. Listener discretion strongly advised. You have been warned. Don't come bitching to us later.
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Interested in having your band's music featured on the BoneBat Show? If so, then email us at
steve@bonehand.com.  If we dig it, we will play it!                        

NEXT SHOW: 06/14/09? THAT'S CRAZY TALK!

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EPISODE TWENTY SEVEN               "Two Pantfuls of Terror!" - posted 06/14/09

This Episode: Steve enters the creepy old house alone, to present complete coverage of
Crypticon 2009, live from Seattle! Highlights include greetings from Dawn of The Dead
star Ken Foree and Troma studio head Lloyd Kaufman; interviews with actor Tom
Atkins of Night of the Creeps and Hack/Slash creator Tim Seeley; a lengthy sitdown
with creature actor extraordinaire Doug Jones of Hellboy and Pan's Labyrinth fame;
and an official review of the Norwegian Nazi Zombie cinematic epic Dead Snow!
Is that it? Not even close! Brother D of Mail Order Zombie drops in for a con
postgame conversation, Seattle's Barefoot Barnacle make with their brand of musical
metallic madness, and the ever-stalwart Gord stands by with the shotgun for snappy
comebacks, Filthy Jokes and a round of What Pisses Us Off! For those counting, this
marks our first ever shows in back-to-back weeks, so do not miss the foul horror that
is episode 27 of The BoneBat Show!  



For more info on Crypticon 2009, head to their site HERE. For further coverage, go to Seattle-Geekly!

Want to discuss this Episode? Join the BoneBat Forum today!             

Episode Twenty Seven Music:
In order: The madness begins with Bonehand fave "Beer and Lotion", followed by "Sea Enemy", "The Beauty of
Bestiality", prime featured cut "Urine Feces, "Severe Anal Regurgitation", Kattywhompus","Mike The Headless
Chicken", "Pubic Pig Tales", and "Comments from the Peanut Gallery", before we return to the "Beer and Lotion"
from whence we came.

All music in Episode 27 performed by Barefoot Barnacle, used courtesy of Jorge and their own bad selves. Check
'em out at their MySpace HERE, or click the image below, and watch this space for news of their impending CD!
Be like Steve and Gord, and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!      

Check out the following links for more info on this week's many incredible guests!
Ken Foree              Lloyd Kaufman and Troma Films              The Doug Jones Experience
Tom Atkins           Tim Seeley and Hack/Slash at Devil's Due               Mail Order Zombie


Bonehand and Brother D lookin' to kick some zombie ass at Crypticon 2009. Photo courtesy of the Night Zero graphic novel avail at Nightzero.com

Zombie Movie from 2Chums can be downloaded HERE off of Steam!

The latest installment of Gord's column Suburban Scrawl in the online Davis Life Magazine can
be found HERE.

Got something that pisses you off? Then why not share it with The BoneBat Crew!
Email the source of your annoyance to steve@bonehand.com or leave us a voicemail
at 206-203-3115 and we will discuss what pisses YOU off in our very next episode!
Don't miss your opportunity to vent, BoneBat style!

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EPISODE TWENTY SIX                                       "Dine Hard! - posted 06/07/09

This Episode: Steve, Gord and special guest Julie talk about food and drink too much
beer, all while skanking to the beat of St. Louis Ska kings MU330! Hungry for more?
How about a full plate of What Pisses Us Off, a heaping helping of Multimedia Triage,
a side of listener feedback, and a fresh batch of Filthy Jokes? And to top things off, for
dessert Steve and Gord interview Josh Eisenstadt, Director of the new to DVD film
release Dark Reel! It's a full-on feast for the ears in episode 26 of The BoneBat Show!  

Want to discuss this Episode? Join the BoneBat Forum today!             

Episode Twenty Six Music:
In order: the show begins and ends with the BRILLIANT"Hoosier Love", before we continue our run through the
band's 1994 deput Press with "Fleeba", "Bagelbird", "Spilled My Drink", "Press", "Didgits", "Danska", "Captain"
and "Safety Boots". We jump to 1996's Chumps On Parade for our first song break with "Fried Chicken", before
returning to close out Press with "Kong" and "Fist Fulla Nuts". Then we hit Chumps hard with "Wide Awake",
"State o Mind", "Fat and Married", "Curse", "Since the Short-Long's Gone", "LA", "Rok", and "Get Away from
That Table", before returning to Press for our second tune break "Stuff". Then it's all Chumps til the end with
"Johnny Dumbjokes", "Hang Tuff, Hold Tight", "Cursed Again", "So Far" and "Punisher/Downtown".

All music in Episode 26 performed by MU330, used courtesy of Ted Moll and their own bad selves. Pick up their
cd's at the bands official source at www.MU330.com HERE , check 'em out at their MySpace HERE, or click the
image below to purchase their stuff  direct from downloadpunk.com! Be like Steve and Gord, and
SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!      



Click HERE to check out the official site for Josh Eisenstadt's film Dark Reel, or click the image below
to purchase a copy on DVD!



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EPISODE TWENTY FIVE                                   "Awkward!" - posted 05/17/09


 

This Episode: Steve and Gord recall golden moments of personal awkwardness
and social retardation, while singing the praises of the terminally funky Lefties
Soul Connection! But that's not all! Gord gets deep on the concept of the Credit
Default Swap in his nameless political rant, Steve gushes all over the new Star
Trek Movie in Multimedia Triage, awesome voicemails are aired, and the usual
"What Pisses Us Off" and Filthy Jokes are on display in Episode 25 of The
BoneBat Show!  

Episode Twenty Five Music:
In order: "Fais Do-Do" from 2007's Skimming The Skum opens and closes the show, followed by
“Paul Newman”, “Get Back (Drum & Clap)”, “Loose Change”, “12 Inch Rims”, “Skimming The Skum”, 
“Chop It!", “Freaky Frankie”, and " The Chank" from the same release. Our featured cut this week is
the amazing latest single and Sonics cover "Have Love Will Travel, now available through Itunes.
We return to Skimming The Skum for “Funky Chick”, “Move What You Got”, and “Sling Shot Pt.2”,
before we dig deep into the 2006 CD Hutspot for the cuts “Doin' The Thing”, “Sling Shot”, “Peacock
Strut”, “V2”, “Bouncing Ball”, “Generator Oil”, “Bam Bam”, “Welly Wanging” , “Hutspot”, and “Organ
Donor”. Then we revisit "Fais Do-Do" to close things out.

All music in Episode 25 performed by Lefties Soul Connection, used courtesy of their own bad selves. Check
out the band at www.leftiessoulconnection.com HERE , or at their MySpace HERE.  Or click the Image below.
Be like Steve and Gord, and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!      


                       
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EPISODE TWENTY FOUR              "The BoneBat Guide to Life" - posted 04/26/09
 
This Episode: Steve and Gord share a few of their philosophies on life, backed by the
sonic badassery of New York garage rock legends The Fuzztones! Additionally, Gord
lays out his latest get rich quick scheme in sticky, graphic detail and institutes a
banking bailout of his own; The boys share even more filthy jokes and things that piss
them off; Vaughn of MPM fires back via voicemail, and Quantum of Solace,
Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan's forthcoming novel The Strain, Christopher
Moore's book A Dirty Job and new CD Supersuckers XX all get reviewed in
Multimedia Triage! DO NOT miss Episode 24 of The BoneBat Show!  
         
                  



Episode Twenty Four Music:
In order: "Strychnine" from 1986's incredible Lysergic Emanations (BUY!)opens and closes the show, followed by
"1-2-5", " Gotta Get Some", "Journey to Tyme", Ward 81", "Radar Eyes", "Highway 69", and "She's Wicked"
from the same album. Our first musical break features "Gardens of My Mind" from 2009's Horny As Hell,
before we grab one last track from Lysergic Emanations with The Sonics cover "Cinderella". Next we visit
the 1989 rareties compilation The Creatures That Time Forgot (BUY!) for the bands first ever single "Bad News
Travels Fast", "Brand New Man" and The Sonics "The Witch". Our second featured tune is the '09 remake
of  She's Wicked, also off Horny As Hell, followed by "99th Floor" and "Green Slime" from Creatures. 
Finally, we jump to latest release Horny As Hell (BUY!) for the tunes "Brand New Man",  "Third Times
The Charm", "I Never Knew", "Yeah Babe", and "Johnson in a Headlock", before closing the show with
"Jack The Ripper", "Cellar Dweller", " Goin' to a Graveyard" and The Fuzztones take on Roky Erickson's
"Night of the Vampire" from their 1992 effort Monster A-Go-Go. (BUY!)

All music in Episode 24 performed by The Fuzztones, used courtesy of Rudi Protrudi and their own bad
selves. Check out the band at Fuzztones.net HERE , or at their MySpace HERE.  Or click the Image below.
Be like Steve and Gord, and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!      

                        


Click HERE to check out the amazing Night Of The Living Podcast!

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EPISODE TWENTY THREE                           "Disappointed!" - posted 04/05/09
 
  

This Episode: Steve and Gord get pissed off about oil changes and bad movie seats,
discuss how far they could trust their clones, and catalog a metric ton of disappointment,
coming through virtually unscathed thanks to the sensational sounds of Midwestern
super Ska masters Mustard Plug! Additionally, Gord whacks politically, Steve reviews
the new Grindhouse Releasing DVD of Lucio Fulci’s “Cat In The Brain” for Multimedia
Triage, a new Mustard Plug single is unveiled, and The BoneBat Filthy Joke Contest is
brought to a Happy Ending in Episode 23 of The BoneBat Show!  

Episode Twenty Three Music:
In order: "Mister Smiley" from the amazing Big Daddy Multitude opens and closes the show, followed by
"We Want The Mustard" and "Butcher's Mop" from Skapacolypse Now (BUY!).. Then it's back to Big Daddy
Multitude for "Skank by Numbers", "Too Stoopid", "Dysfunktional", "Alone", "Summertime", "Brain on Ska",
and "Insomnia". (BUY!);  Next up, we unveil our first featured track, the brand new "Waiting Room" single,
a cover from Ian MacKaye's Fugazi. This is followed by Mustard Plug's take on "The Freshman" by the Verve
Pipe, B-side from the "You" single, as well as "Mendoza", "Go" , and "Miss Michigan", all from Evildoers
Beware  (BUY!). Our second featured cut is "Thigh High Nylons", again from Big Daddy Multitude, followed
by "You" and "Beer Song" from Evildoers. Then we jump to Pray For Mojo (BUY!) with the tunes  "Send You
Back", "Everything Girl","Away from Here", "Yesterday" and "We're Gunna take On The World". Then it's on
to "Not Enough", "The Park" , "Already Gone", "Safe" and "Over The Edge” from Yellow Number 5  (BUY!) ,
before we close out with "Hit Me! Hit Me!", "Copasetic", and "On and On" from their latest release, 2007's
In Black and White. (BUY!).

All music in episode 23 by Mustard Plug, used courtesy of Hopeless Records, Jim Hofer, and their own bad
selves. Check out the band at mustardplug.com HERE , at their MySpace HERE.  Better yet, to go to
InterPunk.com, and set yourself up with a couple of their incredible CD's. To purchase digital songs/albums,
go to DownloadPunk.com. To purchase the new Big Daddy Multitude on vinyl, go to Asbestos Records.

Mustard Plug's new DVD, Never Get Out Of The Van can also be purchased HERE, or at InterPunk.com, or
at a store near you on 5/19!

Or click the image below to go straight to Mustard Plug's Merch page! Be like Steve and Gord, and SUPPORT
INDEPENDENT MUSIC!      

            

Click HERE to purchase a copy of Lucio Fulci's "Cat In The Brain", the latest DVD from Grindhouse
Releasing!

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EPISODE TWENTY TWO "Hole-istic!" - posted 03/15/09
 


This Episode: Steve and Gord dive brainfirst into the musical madness of Texan
rock legends The Butthole Surfers! Along the way they rant about the housing
crisis, teach little kids how to swear, review "The Watchmen", spew a few more
Filthy Jokes, kick off a related new contest, and air a guest "What Pisses Us Off"
from Motion Picture Massacre's Vaughn K! So what are you waiting for?

Episode Twenty Two Music:
In order: "Sweat Loaf" from the epic Locust Abortion Technician opens and closes the episode, followed by
"Bar-B-Que Pope" and "Something" from Butthole Surfers; "Hey" and "Cowboy Bob" from Live PCPPEP
(BUY!); "Dum Dum", "Woly Boly","Butthole Surfers" and "Lady Sniff" from Psychic Powerless Another
Man's Sac. Featured tune "Human Cannonball" was also taken from Locust Abortion Technician , as was
succeding tunes "USSA", "The O-Men", "Kuntz” and "Graveyard". This is followed by "Creep In the Celler"
and "Moving To  Florida" from Rembrandt Pussyhorse/Creamed Corn from The Socket of Davis , "Jimi",
taken from the 1991 release Hairway To Steven , and "The Bong Song" from 1983's Widowermaker EP, which
is included on the Latino Buggerveil reissue of Piouhgd. (BUY!). 

All music by the Butthole Surfers, used courtesy of Latino Buggerveil Records, King Coffey, and their own bad
selves. Check out the band at ButtholeSurfers.Com HERE , at their MySpace HERE.  Better yet, click the image
below to purchase CDs direct from the band! Be like Steve and Gord, and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!

                              

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EPISODE ONE "Enter The BoneBat"- first posted  9/30/07, REMIXED 03/01/09

                                       

This week: Steve and Gord discuss the perils of camping, rennaissance faires, political
pet peeves, preposterous snack sizes, and those with an untoward interest in poultry,
all remixed to a lustrous sheen for your listening pleasure. No "Gord Shot First", CGI
enhancement bullshit here, It's all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come
to expect from us, only now it sounds a WHOLE LOT better. So please take this
opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic!

As mentioned in this month's Bone/Bat: Pigeons , by Gonzalo Ferreyra

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EPISODE TWENTY ONE "If You Want PUD...You Got It!" - posted 02/22/09



This Episode: Backed by the incredible music of LA punk legends The Dickies, and
a helping hand from Skamama, Steve and Gord shoot off a glorious celebration of that
which makes a man a man; taking a good hard look at weak pickles, bicycle race short
comings, frozen phallic art, and a huge wad of The Dickies band history! This plus a
stiff segment of "What Pisses Us Off", a fresh round of Multimedia Triage, and a full
12 inches of filthy jokes are jammed in your ears in episode 21 of The BoneBat Show!  


Stan Lee, Leonard Graves Phillips, Greg "Plushie" Hannah, & Little Dave Teague of The Dickies, Live at House of Blues, 5/19/08. Photo by The Dickies.   

Episode Twenty One Music:
In order: "Stukas over Disneyland" opens and closes the proceedings, followed by "Give It Back", "Poodle Party", "She's A
Hunchback", "Walk Like An Egg", "Bowling with Bedrock Barney", "Manny , Moe and Jack", "Gigantor"; the same setlist
as seen by Steve in Gord in 1985 on the "MTV Saturday Night Concert: A Journey Into The L.A. Underground”. Then we have
"Banana Splits", "Paranoid", "Eve of Destruction", taken from the 1979 release The Incredible Shrinking Dickies (BUY!),
"If  Stuart Could Talk" from 1983's Stukas Over Disneyland, and "Killer Clowns from Outer Space" and "Booby Trap"taken
from the 1988 Killer Klowns EP. Then we alternate with "Monster Island" from 1989's Second Coming, "Magoomba' from
the KK EP, "Cross Eyed Tammy" from Second Coming,back the the EP for "Jim Bowie", and finally "Hair" from Second
Coming, all of which can be found on the Captian Oi! edition of the latter (BUY!).  Next it's back to from 1983's Stukas Over
Disneyland, (BUY!) for "Pretty Please Me", "Wagon Train " and "Outta Site Outta Mind", before we close things out with
"Fan Mail", "Stuck in a Pagoda (With Tricia Toyota)", "Attack of the Mole Men" and "Infidel Zombie" from 179's Dawn
of The Dickies, get yours HERE.

       

All music by The Dickies, used courtesy of Stan Lee and their own bad selves. Check out the band at TheDickies.Com
HERE , at their MySpace HERE. Better yet, click the images above to buy their CDs from Captain Oi! LINK!

Additional soundbites taken from The "Hamstergeddon" episode of Jhonen Vasquez' amazing Invader Zim.

Julie's new book UNCOMMON CROCHET is NOW on sale, and can be purchased  here at
Powell's.com, or at finer bookshops everywhere. You can also find her chillin' at Skamama.com.

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EPISODE TWENTY "The Evil Powers of BoneBat!" - posted 02/01/09
     
This Episode: Screw the Superbowl, It's SUPERSUCKERS SUNDAY! Propelled by
a plethora of high octane tunes from the "Greatest Rock and Roll Band in the World"
(tm), Steve and Gord cover a ton of ground as they discuss things inaugural, political
annoyances, unruly kids, raccoon fu, ugly shoes, cartooning and the creative process
thereof, the songs in our heads, the power of music, and crappy ad campaigns, and
recount the Supersuckers glorious history and detail exactly why they rule. All this plus
"What Pisses Us Off", Multimedia Triage, and a new batch of filthy jokes are yours
for the taking in episode 20 of The BoneBat Show!  


Dan "Thunder: Bolton, Eddie Spaghetti, "Rontrose" Heathman and Scott Churilla of the Supersuckers. Photo by Stephanie Neal (Contact)    

Episode Twenty Music:
In order: "I Like it All, Man", "What It Takes", "Anything Else", "Listen Up", "Paid", "She is Leaving", "When I Go, I'm
Gone", and "I'm A Fucking Genius", taken from the 2008 CD Get It Together; "The Evil Powers of Rock N Roll" taken
from the online only release Live At The Crocodile 2003; and "A Good Night for My Drinking", "Rock N Roll Records
(Ain't Selling This Year)", Rock Your Ass, "Pretty Fucked Up", "Bubble Gum and Beer", "Sleepy Vampire", "Damn my
Soul", "The Fight Song", "The Nowhere Special", "Bruises to Prove It", "Someday I Will Kill You" and "Goodbye", 
taken from the 2003  release Motherfuckers Be Trippin'. All music by The Supersuckers, used courtesy of their own
bad selves, Chris Neal, and Mid Fi Records. Check 'em out at MySpace HERE.

All of the above CD's can be purchased at www.supersuckers.com HERE, or simply click the album covers below.

          
 
Gord's Valentines's Day article from Davis Life Magazine can be found HERE, on pages 7-9. Aww.

Check out Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw's hilarious Zero Punctuation game reviews at The Escapist HERE.

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EPISODE NINETEEN "Bone Gigante!" - posted 01/10/09
     
This Episode: In a show every bit as epic as it's title, Steve and Gord collide with
Jacob, David and Jeremy of the Pinto Gigante podcast to bring you a collossal year
end simulcast! No topic is safe as the crew decry that which pisses them off, and extol
the virtues of the year's finest movies, books, comics, and of course, THE METAL, in
this Rashomon of podcastery! But that's not all! We've got Anger! Floods! Obscenities!
Zombies! Innuendo! Oustings? Size! Deductive reasoning! And Filthy Jokes! All set to a
selection of some of the finest independent music to grace The BoneBat Show in 2008!
LISTEN NOW!

And when you're done with that? Listen to The Pinto Gigante version for a entirely
different take on the show, complete with even more incredible music!

Episode Nineteen Music:
"Ace of Spades" Written by Lemmy Kilmister, performed by Twistin' Tarantulas
"Beer and Lotion" by Barefoot Barnacle
"Super Shiny Metal" by Optimus Rhyme
"One Good Leg" by Sixty Watt Shaman
and "Hound Of Hades" by The Makai.
Links to purchaing info for each and every one of these fine bands can be found HERE.

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EPISODE EIGHTEEN "The Purists" - posted 12/21/08

               
  
This Episode: Steve and Gord celebrate the holiday season as they recount tales
of Christmas past, bitch about the perils of home ownership, and reveal their purist
tendencies (or lack thereof) as they argue about zombies, food, and film remakes,
all to tremendous tunes of Maryland's Sixty Watt Shaman! [MySpace] A stocking
full of  "What Pisses Us Off" and "Filthy Jokes of the Week" awaits as well, so
Happy Holidays from The BoneBat Show! 

Episode Eighteen Music:
"Fear Death By Water", "Seed of Decades", "Reason To Live","Horse You Rode In On", "Cactus Mexicali",
"Southern Gentlemen", "Poor Robert Henry", "Devil in the Details, Pts 1 and 2", "Our Name Is War",
"One Good Leg","Rumor Den", "Interpanetary Pit Stop", "Low Earth Orbit", "Busy Dying" and "Supercreep"
are taken two by two from the CDs Seed of Decades,  Reason To Live, and Ultra Deluxe. Seed of Decades and
Reason To Live can be purchased through Rhapsody and Itunes.

                             

All of the above music is written and performed by Sixty Watt Shaman, used courtesy of  Reverend  Jim
and their own bad selves. You can check out their  MySpace HERE.  Note for the detail oriented: The line "Got
cornbread in my gunny sack" mentioned by Gord mentions is from the song "Horse You Rode In On".

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EPISODE SEVENTEEN "Take Him To DETROIT!" - posted 11/23/08
  
This Episode: Steve is healthy again, but now Gord feels like crap, so he proceeds to
take out his aggravation on the entire western hemisphere, starting with the Motor
City, home to this weeks' incredible musical guests, retro Rock kings The Twistin'
Tarantulas! [Link],[MySpace] The duo move on to discuss a quick trip to Tijuana,
science, inappropriate humor, kids toothpaste, and a few recent books, movies, and
video games in a new segment entitled "Multimedia Triage". All this plus voicemails,
"What Pisses Us Off", and Steve and Gord's "Filthy Jokes of the Week" are yours
to enjoy in Episode 17 of ...The BoneBat Show! 

Lawrence "Laroosco" Daversa (Guitar/Vocals), Pistol Pete Midtgard (Upright Bass/Vocals) and Randy Gacki (Drums) of  The Twistin' Tarantulas!

Episode Seventeen Music:
"Ain't Got All Night", "Takin' You Down Tonight", "The Opus of El Destroyo", "I'm The Boy", "Rebelina",  "Let's
Go", "Chateau Eau De Ghetto", "(You Look Like) A Hundred Bucks","Blue Ball Blues", "Ace Of Spades"-(Yeah
THAT Ace of Spades!) , "I Got A Bad Habit or Two", "(You Must Be) Sniffin' Glue", "White Trash Express",
"Snake in the Grass", "El Destroyo" and "Never Do It Again" are taken two by two from the CDs Attack of the
Twistin' Tarantulas and  El Destroyo, which can, and should, be purchased immediately from the band at
www.twistintarantulas.com, or by clicking the images below.  The band's latest cd Welcome to Our Underworld
is available now and can be purchased through Rhapsody and Itunes.

                                                                              

All of the above music is written and performed by The Twistin' Tarantulas, courtesy of  Pistol Pete Midtgard
and their own bad selves, with the exception of "Ace of Spades", by the one and only Ian "Lemmy" Kilmister . 
Additionally, you can check out their  MySpace HERE. 

Find out more about the upcoming independent film Zombie Undead here!

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EPISODE SIXTEEN "The Skelekin's Sinister Survey" - posted 10/26/08


BoneBat O'Lantern.  Photo and vegetal mutilation by Bonehand, © 2008.
             
This Episode: Steve and Gord whip out their huge goody sacks, chock full of sweet
treats for your Halloween pleasure! Joined once again by the Julie, the beautiful bride
of Bonehand, they proceed to get pissed about politics, visit WA's crappiest haunted
trail, answer a couple of voicemails, pimp-slap a fellow podcast, recap the Revenant
Film Festival [Link], make with the filthy jokes, and consider 13 of the creepiest querys
ever collated in the Sinister Survey, all set to the American Deathphonic Black Metal
sounds of Battle Ground, Washington's own Ceremonial Castings! [Link]



Brother D of Mail Order Zombie, Geoff Bough of Revenant Magazine, and Bonehand at the Revenant film Fest.
Photo © 2008 by Michael Clinard. www.michaelclinard.com Click the Pic for more of Micheal's amazing images.
 
Episode Sixteen Music:
"Beneath The Sabbath Moon", "Where the Witches Waltz", "The Devil in Salem", "Obsidian Spells of Hysteria",
"The Dreamstalk Masquerade", "Crucible of the Cross", " Damned Be Those of the Craft", "Onwards to Gallows Hill",
and "When The Winter Spectres Come", all taken from the 2008 CD Salem 1692;  "I Am A Thousand Fires" and
"I Am The Black Wizards" from 2006's Barbaric is the Beast; "Come Forth Damnation", "Descration of Grace", and
"Immortal Black Art" taken from the 2005 release Immortal Black Art. All music by Ceremonial Castings, courtesy
of  their own bad selves.  You can check out their  MySpace HERE, or by clicking the images below. 



Julie's new book UNCOMMON CROCHET is NOW on sale, and can be purchased  here at Powell's.com,
or at finer bookshops everywhere.

       
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And don't forget Bonehand's STILL UNCLAIMED Free Metal Trivia Contest! The current trivia
question is:

What "whole thing" was Gord able to fit in his mouth, even as a youth?

The first person to email their address and the correct answer, as discussed in Episode 9, to
steve@bonehand.com will receive a free copy of the CD "Like An Ever Flowing Stream" by
Swedish death meal kings Dismember! Get your entry in today!

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EPISODE FIFTEEN "The Great Pit of Cartoons" - posted 10/05/08
                   
This Episode: Steve and Gord throw themselves into The Great Pit of Cartoons, where
they discover a new definition of pain and suffering as they discuss kid-oriented things
that piss them off, giggle at child profanity, spew a few more filthy jokes, and slowly
digest seventy-some years of amazing animation, all amidst the Star Wars-ian Darth
Metal grandeur of the UK's mighty Anchorhead! [Link]

Episode Fifteen Music:    

"Shredisode IV", "Imperial March", "Shredisode V (edit)", "Return of the Shredi (edit)", and "Shredisode IV (edit)".
All music by Anchorhead, courtesy of  their own bad selves.  You can check out Anchorhead's MySpace HERE. 

Gord's column Suburban Scrawl can be found monthly in the online magazine Davis Life. [Link]

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EPISODE FOURTEEN "Anno Comedi" - posted 09/21/08

                       

This Episode: Skamama rejoins Steve and Gord to celebrate one whole year of heat-
crazed audio debauchery, as they unveil their new theme song, hear from a few friends,
discuss homeowner annoyances, traffic trouble, kids taking the law into their own hands
and censorship, tell a few dirty jokes, and thank everyone they can think of, all to the
amazing garage-rockin' sounds of Seattle's The Whore Moans! [Link]

Episode Fourteen Music:                   

"Beware, the Wolf Spider", "X-Ray Eyes", "Power of Pride",  "Disappear", "I Say Blood Three Times", "The Headstone
Stomp", "I Have a Knife", "Sweet as a Peach", "I Hope You Roll Your Car on the Freeway", "5250 Blur", and
"Some Kinda Hate", all but the latter taken from the CD Watch Out For This Thing on Wizard House Recordings.

All music by The Whore Moans, courtesy of  Jonny and their own bad selves. The Whore Moans' first full-length album
Watch Out For This Thing is out now! You can pick it up at: 

Singles Going Steady                         Easy Street Records                     Sonic Boom Records

Or click the cover below to buy it right this very minute at CD Baby! Get your ass in gear!

                     
Gord's column Suburban Scrawl can be found monthly in the online magazine Davis Life. [Link]

Julie's new book UNCOMMON CROCHET is NOW on sale, and can be purchased  here at Powell's.com,
or at finer bookshops everywhere.     

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EPISODE THIRTEEN "Filthy Rotten Luck" - posted 08/24/08

This Episode: Steve and Gord are joined in studio by BJ, Chad, Jeramee and Aubrey
of Seattle death merchants I Rot [Link], where they ratchet up the raunch factor
exponentially, discuss drawbacks of the English language and transportation, learn a
little band history, bow to The Metal, give away another free CD, and close out with
a filthy joke free-for-all, all while Gord struggles with sound quality and Steve does
his level best to wear out the F-word.

  
BJ of I ROT/Vocals, in studio                                                                    Aubrey of I ROT/Drums, in studio

 
Chad of I ROT/Bass, and that Steve guy                                Jeramee of I ROT/Guitars 

Episode Thirteen Music:

"Can You Tell", "The Most Horrible", "Vicarious",  "Monsters On The Hill", "Death Merchant 2008", "Travelin' Man",
"Violence in Human Form", "Patience", "Lines to Cross", "Whoregun Grinder", Kill Everything" and "Hell Has Come",
taken from the CD's I ROT and Kill Everything [Review] respectively.

All music by I ROT, courtesy of  their own bad selves.  Click the banner below to check 'em out.

                      

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EPISODE TWELVE "The Happysode" - posted 07/27/08

This Episode: It's all about the good life, as Steve and Gord discuss some of their favorite
things, including beer, sex, true wildlife stories, comic book movies, good music and where
to find it, and filthy jokery; and digress to fondle the letter B while ruminating on the seedier
side of Sesame Street.
  
This episode's music comes courtesy of Seattle's incredible Optimus Rhyme! [Link].
This band is amazing, so buy their CD's, now!

Episode Twelve Music:
"AutoBeat Airbus", "Super Shiny Metal", "Obey The Moderator", "Fuzzy Dice", 'Ford vs. Chevy", "Precognito",
"Slippery", "Cybernetic Circuits", "LEDs", "Ping Pong Song", "Ergonomic", "Sick Day" and "My Piroshky"  by
Optimus Rhyme, [Link] [MySpace], taken from the CDs Optimus Rhyme and School the Indie Rockers on
Narcofunk Records, available through CDBaby.com.  Click HERE or on the covers below to buy!

                                      
                          
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EPISODE ELEVEN "Spunk and Disorderly!" - posted 07/06/08

This Episode: Steve and Gord are joined by Jorge Meneses of Barefoot Barnacle [Link]
and let loose with their crudest effort yet, as they get pissed-off all over again, recount tales
of the dreaded frijole pit, discuss the travails of green commuting, mock the bass player,
peep a few summer flicks, and blow their load of filthy jokes.
This episode's music comes courtesy of Seattle's Hunab Ku. [Link].

   
Steve and Jorge in Studio                                                  Special Guest, Jorge Meneses          Gord in the Studio

Episode Eleven Music:
"Midnight Assassin", "Houdini's Achilles Heel", "Cloud of Synthetic Locusts", "Murmurs of Asmodai", "The Departure",
"Pecking Out my Stained Glass Eyes", and "Teetering on the Edge of Nothingness", by Hunab Ku, [Link], originally taken
from the CD The Gaze Inward [Review], on Blacksheep records.  Click HERE or on the cover below to buy!

Additionally, the re-recorded versions heard on this show feature new guitarist Luke Jaeger, and can be purchased
directly from the band at their [MySpace]. All music used courtesy of Mike, Luke and Hunab Ku.  

                          

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EPISODE TEN "Aggro E Olio: The Pissed-Off Extended Dance Mix" - posted 06/15/08

This Episode: Steve and Gord double their usual length (and quadruple their girth) by
presenting the first ever BoneBat Pissed-Off -Off, a veritable lightning round of rage,
annoyance, and pique. Plus, they review the importance of handing out your correct
work number, give away a free CD, and offend everyone with "the Filthy Joke of the
Week". This episode's accompaniment of anger comes courtesy of Seattle's I ROT. [Link].

Episode Ten Music:
"Death Merchant 2008", "Vicarious", "Can You Tell", "The Most Horrible", "Monsters On The Hill", "Travelin' Man",
"Andrea's Daycare", "Violence in Human Form", "Patience", "Lines to Cross", "Nothing Left But Murder", "Death
Merchant", "Whoregun Grinder", Kill Everything" and "Hell Has Come", taken from the CD's I ROT and Kill Everything
[Review] respectively. All music by I ROT, courtesy of  BJ and their own bad selves.  Click the Pic to check 'em out.



Pinto Gigante can be found by clicking the banner below. It whizzes all over every other metal podcast,
even when tardy.   

                                 

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EPISODE NINE "Nostalgia, Grievance and Orifii" - first posted  05/25/08

 
A few Topps "Weird Wheels" cards, as found in the Brandedinthe80s Blog. [Link]

This Episode: Steve and Gord look back at some cool junk from the past, gripe
about childhood chores, listen to awesome Midwest Ska, assess the early crop of summer
movies, and achieve a measure of clown closure. This episode's music comes courtesy
of Michigan's now-defunct Parka Kings [Link].

Thanks for the great music fellas, you are missed!

Episode Nine Music:
"City Limits", "Two-Tone Beat", "Whiskey Wine and Roserys", "Hip Ska", "Casino City", "Radio Song", "American CPS",
"Spring Ahead", "Dish or Die", "Slow Me Down", "Mob Boss", "Jacked", "One By One" and "Kidnapped", taken from the
CD's 23 Skidoo and Beinvenidos! by The Parka Kings on the Jump Up! Ska label. [Link] Both are now sadly out of print.


                                             

As mentioned in this month's Bone/Bat: Pigeons , by Gonzalo Ferreyra

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